March 9th, 2008 at 11:47 PM.
What happens when a couple of ignorant tourists embark on a safari through the African wilderness? Things go terribly, terribly, wrong.
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Off to a great start in the African wilderness…

“Hey get a shot of me with the cats!”

“How cute do we look?”

Damn nigga!

Close-up of the carnage

OWNED!


That’s it — be proud!

Stick to the Animal Planet in the future!
Posted in: pictures
Tags: africa, lions, safari, tourists
March 7th, 2008 at 2:24 AM.
Backstory: Guy decides he’s fed up with school clubs celebrating women, cultures, and everything else under the sun, but fail to celebrate men. He decides to take matters into his own hands by writing this e-mail and sending it to all school students:

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Turns out that not everyone took it as light-heartedly as intended. A fellow student was so outraged, that he challenged “Dash Mash” to a public boxing match.
As of now the Masculinist Coalition has set up a website and posted 150 flyers all around campus.

Stay tuned for updates to come as we have been informed that everything that happens at the first meeting will be recorded complete with footage/photos/minutes on the website.
Posted in: news
Tags: club, coalition, masculinist
March 6th, 2008 at 11:07 PM.
This story has been floating around the internet for a couple days, and I think I know why. Apparently in Japan, the defenders will stop at nothing to rule out all dimensions in a case — even if it involves body parts. Case in point; Serena Kozakura.
Serena Kozakura, a 38 year old Japanese pin-up model, was charged and found guilty of breaking into a man’s apartment by kicking in a hole in his door and crawling through because he was with another woman.
The bikini model was cleared of all charges after the defense council held up a plate showing the size of the hole that Serena was accused of kicking in. It was clear that the hole in the door was not large enough for the 44-inch bust model to squeeze through.
“I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court”, Serena said.
Judge Kunio Harad of the Tokyo High Court threw out the guilty verdict, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man’s story.

Justice has been served!
Posted in: news
Tags: breasts, court, japan, justice
March 5th, 2008 at 1:20 AM.
Ghetto cars done right. Here you will be getting an up close and personal overview of some truly bad “ass” cars.
The COO of Nintendo’s U.S. “Dirty South” divison?

So much chrome, the train horns are unnecessary. Thanks anyway.

Ok, this definitely belongs to some good old White Trash…

The standard factory overhead lighting was a little too “cheap”!

Very happy McDonald’s employees on their way to work:

What a beautiful ocean shot!

(The 28 count means 28 inch rims — fun filled fact)

Making Chester very proud.

That’s all for now folks. For more heinous erm I mean sweet rides head over to AllChromedOut.com.
Posted in: pictures
Tags: cars, chandelier, cheetos, cool whip, donkey kong, ghetto cars, ghetto people, newport, white trash
March 4th, 2008 at 4:17 PM.
Myspace. Need I say more?

Robin was always a bitch.

Air Poordan?

I think every man has said this once or twice.

Posted in: pictures
Tags: batman, fat, myspace, poor black kids, robin
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