May 16th, 2008 at 1:06 PM.
Just when it seemed things couldn’t get any worse for the teenage popstar…First she is supposedly exploited by Vanity Fair magazine when they lewdly exposed her bare back on their cover, and now this!
A source very close to Miley informs us that she has been having a torrid love affair with world famous heavy weight fighter Emmanuel Yarborough. At first it was thought to be nothing more than a rumor, but last week the two were spotted exiting a McDonalds bathroom in Seattle together. Apparently, an employee of the popular fast food chain entered the women’s bathroom for a routine cleaning when she heard what she described as “ungodly sounds” coming from the handicapped stall. When they learned they had been discovered, Yarborough and Cyrus were eager to evacuate the premises. Apparently Emmanuel left so hastily he neglected to fully dress himself. In an attempt to minimize their chances of looking guilty as sin, the two briefly posed for a picture on their way out of the restaurant.
Miley’s informative friend (who will remain anonymous) tells us that Miley has been acting “extra bitchy” lately, and she fears that she may be pregnant.
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Tags: Bump Watch, Emmanuel Yarborough, Miley Cyrus
March 10th, 2008 at 6:26 PM.
We previously wrote about what would happen if Britney Spears were to be on the CBS comedy show: How I Met Your Mother. Little did we know how influential LOLATTACK was, because as it turns out, Britney is actually signed on to appear as a guest star on the show. E! Online reports:
This just in: A representative for show runners Carter Bays and Craig Thomas says “it’s true” that Britney Spears ill appear as a guest star on CBS’ fan-favorite comedy series How I Met Your Mother this season.
None of Britney’s reps would comment on her upcoming role, however an insider says:
The most likely role for Britney in that episode is “Abby,” a girl who works in Ted’s doctor’s office. She’s described as “sweet and friendly and scattered and a little nerdy—a female Michael Cera.”
We sure hope this boosts the poor ratings for CBS. This train wreck of a mess most likely will. Stay tuned for more updates!
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Tags: britney spears, how i met your mother
March 7th, 2008 at 2:24 AM.
Backstory: Guy decides he’s fed up with school clubs celebrating women, cultures, and everything else under the sun, but fail to celebrate men. He decides to take matters into his own hands by writing this e-mail and sending it to all school students:
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Turns out that not everyone took it as light-heartedly as intended. A fellow student was so outraged, that he challenged “Dash Mash” to a public boxing match.
As of now the Masculinist Coalition has set up a website and posted 150 flyers all around campus.
Stay tuned for updates to come as we have been informed that everything that happens at the first meeting will be recorded complete with footage/photos/minutes on the website.
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Tags: club, coalition, masculinist
March 6th, 2008 at 11:07 PM.
This story has been floating around the internet for a couple days, and I think I know why. Apparently in Japan, the defenders will stop at nothing to rule out all dimensions in a case — even if it involves body parts. Case in point; Serena Kozakura.
Serena Kozakura, a 38 year old Japanese pin-up model, was charged and found guilty of breaking into a man’s apartment by kicking in a hole in his door and crawling through because he was with another woman.
The bikini model was cleared of all charges after the defense council held up a plate showing the size of the hole that Serena was accused of kicking in. It was clear that the hole in the door was not large enough for the 44-inch bust model to squeeze through.
“I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court”, Serena said.
Judge Kunio Harad of the Tokyo High Court threw out the guilty verdict, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man’s story.
Justice has been served!
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Tags: breasts, court, japan, justice
February 29th, 2008 at 3:53 PM.
Sometimes the gossip and gab of Hollywood will get the best of you, it’s cool don’t worry; you’re only human. Who wouldn’t be enthralled by the constant fucking train wreck that is Britney Spears? You’ve got scandal, you’ve got kids out of wedlock, you’ve got drugs, alcohol, money…ultimately it makes the perfect sitcom. But which sitcom you may ask? Obviously if you read the fucking title you know already, but this picture is going to seal the deal for you my friends. That’s right, the horribly under appreciated CBS comedy How I Met Your Mother!
It’s almost as-if the head honchos at CBS saw this from the beginning; they saw the frayed pop-star run down from her hectic schedule from the time she was 16. They saw that she was popping kids out of her twat faster than Barney could say “Suit Up!”. Now, let’s not go into too much detail about the actual characters of the sitcom, that’s not the point here. Here’s a quick rundown of the characters on How I Met Britney Spears would go down:
- Britney : Obviously she’s the main character, we focus on her fledgling career while the paparazzi for some reason still think that she’s a bankable celebrity. Throughout her everyday life she encounters such obstacles as: driving a fucking car, holding her kids without cracking their fucking skull on the pavement, wearing underwear, and finding a new wig.
- K-Fed : He may not seem like an integral part later in the show, but those first few months will be magical! What a story! Backup dancer turned millionaire — just by impregnating a whore! His calling card will be “why the fuck am I famous? I’m just a dancer that stuck my dick into a wet hole and knocked someone up.”
- Lutfi : Lutfi would be described as the manager…wait no…spiritual advisor….wait no…lawyer? No that’s still not right…what the fuck does this guy do, anyway? We know he drugs her. We know he drives her. We know he “heroically” puts his hands up in front of those dastardly cameras. So I guess that makes him…yeah, still drawing a blank. Moving on.
- Adnan : Paparazzi turned husband! If you believe the rumors, anyway. How awesome would it be to be Adnan for one day? Forget K-Fed, this dude has it going on. One minute he’s frantically chasing down b-list celebrities to snap a possible crotch shot, and the next he lucks up by snapping train-wrecks crotch and she falls in love. If Disney doesn’t option this for their next animated fairy tale, I’m moving to Canada.
- Aguilera : The bitch that the story is REALLY about! Who has benefited most from Britney Spears turning into a mumbling vegetable? That’s right baby, X-Tina! She was the dark-horse in the pop race, then she “re-invented” herself about 3 times, had all the critics saying wow this bitch can actually sing, but it took a healthy marriage and a baby to show just how inherently fucked Britney Spears is compared to other pop stars. You had the masses screaming on the roof tops about how any teenager that breaks big into any kind of show business would be brain-dead by the time they were 21 but somehow she’s broken that mold. Kudos to you.
So the question remains: would the general public watch this show? Got news for ya folks, you already are. Every time you plop down 4 bucks for US Weekly, Star, Enquirer, et al you’re buying into the ratings. Every time you visit your favorite gossip drag queens site, you’re feeding the ratings. There’s a cliche that goes “all good things must come to an end” or “all good things must cost extra”, I forget which one, but regardless that cliche seems to be holding true as of now. Rehab!??! Parents back in the picture?!? Seeing her kids?!?! WEARING UNDERWEAR???? This is fucking madness, Britney. Please come back to us in your normal time-slot.
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February 22nd, 2008 at 5:27 PM.
If you are wondering what February is significant for, the answer is obvious. What better month out of the year when jack shit is happening than to reflect on the unity between the brothers and sisters from the great state of Africa.
Many retailers are joining in on the celebration as well. Walgreens wanted to incorporate black culture into their stores whilst honoring this spectacular celebratory month. This is the result:
Good to see they are featuring the “Jumbo Cotton Balls”
Posted in: news, pictures
Tags: black history, racism, walgreens
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